me: why you eat pasta put so much cheese de?!
jinci: why cannot? put cheese then nice ma! pasta must put cheese then nice!
me: you put so much eat cheese or pasta?!
jinci: -laughs- cheese la of cos

faints. another conversation.

jinci: whoa so ni. wanna vomit alr
me: v nice what! you dont eat so often then can alr.
jinci: v easy ni leh! my first time eating only i v ni alr!
me: ... okay la...
jinci: eh wanna eat dessert after this a not?
me: dessert?!!! i first time hear people say wanna vomit alr still wanna eat dessert de
jinci: -laughs- i wanna vomit not bcos i full its bcos i dont like the food what
me: .....
jinci: we go eat swenson okay?
me: v ex leh. you can go and eat, i wait outside for you.
jinci: but v nice you noe! and this big leh! (uses hand to show bowl size)
-FAST FORWARD ten min later, after we left pastamania-
me: so are you going to get ur ice-cream?
jinci: duno leh.. next time must go and eat swenson
me: haha.
jinci: no!! ur bday eat free you noe!!
me: really?! okay. but today not ur bday what! eh. -thinks- ur bday just pass hor? [jinci's bday is on 12th march.]
jinci: yah i went to eat that day thats why i noe!

DOUBLE FAINTS.